I was gonna clean my room until I got high [In-

I was gonna get up and find the broom       tro]

    but then I got high                    C#   F#

My room is still messed up and I know why  G#   C#

Cos I got high, because I got high (x2)    C#   F#

                                           C#-G# C#

I was gonna go to class before I got high      …

I coulda cheated and I coulda passed      Oooooh

    but I got high - I am taking it  (La (la) ta

    next semester and I know why…     tadada x2)

                                          Lalala

I was gonna go to court before I got high   (x3)

I was gonna pay my child support

    but then I got high

They took my whole paycheck and I know why…

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high

I was gonna pull right over and stop ══════════╗

    but I was high                 ║ Because I ║

Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why…  Got High ║

                                   ╚═══════════╝

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high

I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high

Now I'm jackin' off and I know why…

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I lost my kids and wife because I got high

Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why…

Imma stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong   ╔═════════╗

    because I'm high                 ║ Afroman ║

And if I don't sell one copy, I know why ══════╝

Cos I'm high, cos I'm high, cos I'm high